text 12 Sep <3 my drunken father

Dad : Maybe James can drive us to the dam!

Me : Oh, I saw him at the college the other day.

Dad : Oh how is James?

Me : I didn’t talk to him, I was too busy throwing up in my mouth a little bit.

Dad : If you just made that up, you have to be a writer. Tomorrow when I am going to google “throw up in my mouth  a  little bit”, and if nohtnig comes up, it’s sealed. You are being a writer.


Design crafted by Prashanth Kamalakanthan. Content powered by Tumblr.